Last weekend I went to Chicago to see Hamilton, but it was
really much much more than that.
When I go to Chicago it is always an amazing time because
Jeff and Jeffrey live there and they are really the most amazing hosts. They have all the coolest adventures
planned. I am sure for them, it is just
regular life, but for me it is full of amazing adventures that I always
enjoy. It makes me want to step up my
adventure game in South East Michigan so that I can show others a good time
when they are in town. I often feel bad
for other people who are going to Chicago if they don’t know Jeff and Jeffrey
because I know they are not going to have the peak experience.
The biggest adventure for me was the trip to a trendy
neighborhood. Trendy neighborhoods
strike that amazing balance of being upscale enough to not be dangerous, but
cheap enough to have cool unique places to visit. It makes it so much more fun to explore. I can’t give you tips to try to have your own
adventure there because I don’t know the name of this neighborhood. I will have to ask Jeff and Jeffrey. A Trendy neighborhood always makes me a
little nervous because I am worried about not being cool enough. Sure, I am super cool, but am I TRENDY
cool? Or scarier still, am I hipster
cool? I would love to be hipster cool
but I am just too cheap and lazy.
Unicycles and Monacles take a lot of practice. Typewriter ribbon and Polaroid film can get pricey.
We had dinner at a hipster pizza place. I was not worried about this at first. I know pizza.
FALSE! This place revealed how
much of a country mouse I was, and it was hilarious. The first sign that I was out of my element
was the drink situation. The super cool
waiter informed me that they had no cranberry juice. I had to quickly navigate the confusing menu
and order house brewed rootbeer instead.
This is barely a complaint, because that rootbeer was delicious! I wasn’t the only one confused by the
drinks. Jeff got a drink with bobas in
it. Bobas are fascinating little
creatures, but they taste disgusting.
YES! I tasted the bobas. Jeff has talked me into trying so many
things. Most of them have been
wonderful. Bobas are not wonderful, but
then again, he didn’t like them either.
The confusing menu also stated that they politely declined
any special orders or substitutions.
WHAT? You can’t tell a picky
eater that they must eat one of the specialty pizzas. I read each description with such care trying
to find one that would work. I ended up
ordering a carnivore Detroit style pizza.
There was some stuff in the description I didn’t understand, but I was
thinking it was the closest I was going to get.
Turns out it was also DELICIOUS!
Also, it is hilarious that we went to a New York style pizza place in
Chicago and ordered Detroit style pizza.
I think that makes us very urban.
Jeff and Jeffrey ordered vegan sausage on their pizza. This blew my mind! Who would do such a thing? Jeffrey got me to try one of them. Turns out it tasted just like regular
sausage. Who would think that I would
ever try vegan anything?
Just when I thought I had the hipster pizza place figured
out, I decided to go to the bathroom before we left. I am an adult and I was sure that using the
bathroom could not be at all confusing.
FALSE! There was a hallway that
said restrooms and then there were 4 unmarked doors in the hallway. I could get past the fact that the restaurant
is so woke that all the bathrooms were gender neutral, but I was very confused
about the fact that there were 4 and they didn’t at least say “bathroom”. What if one of the doors lead to the kitchen,
or an office? I just stood there like an
idiot for a while before a guy came out of one of the doors and I could tell
that it was a stand-alone bathroom.
We had many more adventures after that. None of them were as educational as the pizza
place, but they were all delightful!
Did you already know how hipster pizza places work because you went there before they were cool? What is your favorite trendy neighborhood so that I can take people there when they come to visit? Do you brew your own rootbeer? There was a club we didn't go to called the slippery slope, and there were no slides in it. LAME! Which style of pizza do you prefer: Chicago, New York, Detroit, St. Louis, or Quad City?