Alien Nail Polish

These are not my feet.





I do enjoy a good pedicure, but I am very cheap so I rarely get one.  However, on the few occasions that I have gotten one, I have paid very close attention so that I can replicate the technique at home.  I have learned that you must layer the nail polish with 1 clear layer, 2 color layers, then another clear layer.  Piece of cake.

Being sandal season, I have recently done my toe nails in silver using the 1-2-1 technique.  One morning when I woke up, the piggie who doesn't get roast beef, was naked.  The nail polish wasn't just chipped, it was gone.  Later in the day I found the nail polish, in tact, on the floor.  I figured this was a freak occurence and I just repainted the poor piggy.  When I was in middle school, I was way into painting my fingernails and adding jewels to them.  When you do this, you have to use a lot of coats of clear polish in order to get the jewel not to fall off.  When I would do this, I could peal off a sheet of polish from a nail if I was careful, but it was a lot of effort. 

A few days after the touch up, I woke up and found the piggy that goes to market WAS NAKED!  The same thing had happened.  It wasn't chipped, the polish was completely gone and I found it in one peice on the floor.

So, what do we think is happening? 

• It might be alien nail polish.  It might be like the green goo that promotes healing on Marvel-Agents of shield. 
• I thought that maybe someone was removing the nail polish in the middle of the night, but finding it as a little nail polish sheet on the floor would be hard to do.
• Maybe I am a very violent sleeper and I kick the polish right off?

Very Strange.  What do you think?