These are not my feet.
I do enjoy a good pedicure, but I am very cheap so I rarely get one. However, on the few occasions that I have gotten one, I have paid very close attention so that I can replicate the technique at home. I have learned that you must layer the nail polish with 1 clear layer, 2 color layers, then another clear layer. Piece of cake.
Being sandal season, I have recently done my toe nails in silver using the 1-2-1 technique. One morning when I woke up, the piggie who doesn't get roast beef, was naked. The nail polish wasn't just chipped, it was gone. Later in the day I found the nail polish, in tact, on the floor. I figured this was a freak occurence and I just repainted the poor piggy. When I was in middle school, I was way into painting my fingernails and adding jewels to them. When you do this, you have to use a lot of coats of clear polish in order to get the jewel not to fall off. When I would do this, I could peal off a sheet of polish from a nail if I was careful, but it was a lot of effort.
A few days after the touch up, I woke up and found the piggy that goes to market WAS NAKED! The same thing had happened. It wasn't chipped, the polish was completely gone and I found it in one peice on the floor.
So, what do we think is happening?
- It might be alien nail polish. It might be like the green goo that promotes healing on Marvel-Agents of shield.
- I thought that maybe someone was removing the nail polish in the middle of the night, but finding it as a little nail polish sheet on the floor would be hard to do.
- Maybe I am a very violent sleeper and I kick the polish right off?