My husband listens to a lot of podcasts. Also, we think that we are hilarious when we talk to eachother and whenever we think we are especially funny, we think that topic should be added to our podcast. Of course, we don't actually have a podcast. And, if we tried to record a podcast, I am sure we wouldn't remember any of our great topics. Here is the conversation from today.
Me: You know that M. Night Shyamalan movie about the trees that kill people? I never saw it, but I think that the movie should end up that people with allergies are immune to the killer tree pollen. The poison pollen would get stuck in all the snot.
Hubby: Oh so the trees killed with chemical warfare, not with very slow stabbing?
Me: Yes.
Hubby: I bet they didn't kill Marty Casey from Rock Star: INXS because he had that song about living with the trees.
Me: No, I bet they killed him because he was into tree rape. His song was about living IN a tree.
Hubby: Only the most radical trees thought that.
Me: I bet all the trees wanted to go after the people who did the songs about cutting down the trees and putting them in a tree museum.
Hubby: Yeah, trees don't get irony.
Me: And they don't like bad music.
Hubby: And they wanted a cut of that tree museum entry fee. The trees are not selfish, they understand there is overhead. There is maintenance on the parking lot that replaced the trees.
Me: Then there is the installation of the parking lot outside the tree museum and the tree museum curator.
Hubby: We should discuss this in the podcast.
If you were a guest on our podcast, how would you elaborate on this topic? Maybe you actually saw the movie or know the name of it?
Monday, June 9, 2014
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